Scooz' Beef

A phrase used instead of

a) Do you have a tin of tomato's?
b) Can I steal your wife and put her head in a bag?
or c) Do you have any spare change I can steal?

Scooz' Beef" "No I'm sorry I don't have a tin of tomato's, a wife, or any spare change.

by Duodarkeh December 05, 2010