Nurse: Why have you've been coming to my office, first thing in the morning?
Student : I'm not feeling well- I think I have schoolaphobia.
Nurse: *whispers to self* or your lazy. *sips tea*
Kyle: "Hey wanna go to Brooks Brothers and check out their new spring selection?"
Brian: "No I think I might have MyFamily'sPooraphobia...."
Kyle: "That's a shame."
'Schoolaphobia' is when somebody is so afraid of school they have a phobia about it. People who usually have it stay at home and watch tv instead and eat chips
Brian: Yo bro did you know I had schoolaphobia?
Billy: No bro I heard about it it's when you're afraid of school
Brian: SHUT UP BRO THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME