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Scoblerian 

Adjective describing the painfully awkward appearance of a high tech device, possibly worn by a person. The person or device in question is trying much too hard to appear "Futuristic" and instead forms an image that is hard to look at.

"Scoble" in this case refers to technology evangelist Robert Scoble, who in 2013 posted a picture of himself in the shower while wearing Google Glass. The photo created a geeky reputation around Glass that contributed to Google ending the lineup two years later.
"Ugh, have you seen the new Cybertruck? Postively Scoblerian. They're trying WAY too hard."
Scoblerian by FathomFive September 9, 2021
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Scoblerone

To describe a quality gal with a clean pussy
Man, my girl is such a scoblerone!
Scoblerone by Ćallûm June 7, 2016
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Soberian 

The friend who is always sober, and babysits all their drunk friends.

(Soh - bare - ian)
I’m getting drunk with my freinds at the club today, she’s a soberian so she could take all of us home.
Soberian by Jesusislord12 November 18, 2018

Scooberian Combine 

A bunch of retarded 12-year-olds who think they are in the Combine. It is most likely that NONE of them have played Half Life more than once- If it all. They are a group on roblox and for some shitty reason their announcements on discord aren't even visible.
Half-Life Fan: "Hey have you heard of the Scooberian Combine?"
12-Year-Old: "Yeah, it's the best!"
Somewhat Intelligent Person: "No the fuck it isn't."