Schwag King

A wanna-be drug dealer who thinks it's cool to sell large quantities of low-quality mexican brick weed to his friends who clearly prefer dank.

I just bought 10 lbs of brown schwiggs from Taylor, the schwag king, for $650. It seems to be mostly moldy sticks and pencil shavings.

Schwag King by heddynugget$ May 19, 2009

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Schwanking

The act of simultaneous masturbation and defecation.

Chanse: Hey Anika, do you remember that time we caught Oliver schwanking?

Anika: OMG yes! That guy caught him as well!

Schwanking by Oliver the Schwanker February 7, 2019

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schwanking

Shitting and wanking simultaneously. Also known as a Hilary ( Swank ).

Sorry I missed your call, I was schwanking!

schwanking by crocodilejackson March 18, 2015

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