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Schuylkill Valley 

Located in Leesport, Berks County PA, Schuylkill Valley is most associated with Schuylkill Valley School District. SV, as it is called by the locals, (also known as "Scuz Valley")is a proud little school with a big heart, and bigger balls. So what; the football team is useless but they try, rednecks still where their confederate flag novelties to school, and teh nearest and hottest party spot is McDonalds. There are a lot of positives too; The wrestling team is good, the panthers are kick ass mascots to sport on sweatshirts, and we could have uglier colors than red and black. So we may be a small, random array of students and locals, but we have a big heart for our little nobody school and our little nobody towns. GO PANTHERS!
Schuylkill Valley by JerseyIrish April 23, 2009
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Schuylkill Valley High School 

A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
Oh, you go to Schuylkill Valley High School? Do you have any weed?

Schuylkill Valley Middle School 

It is a school in bernville, Pennsylvania. It is full of rasict rednecks, transphobic people, and people that just think they are ratchet bc they have ass. White boys say the n word bc they think they are cool. We are competitive in sports, Most people are either high or skipping class. Teachers yell, we sob, the things we learn aren't even going to be used when we are older. The white girls think they are black so they act like it, There is a rumor that the Gym teacher is harassing The girls and boys in gym class. The girls dress code is quack as fuck, teach boys how to keep it in their pants, not have girls pay for their actions. On the contrary, Go Panthers.
You go to Schuylkill Valley Middle school?
So you are racist?

Schuylkill Valley High School 

Schuylkill Valley or "SV" is a small school crammed in Leesport! The school which is full of fuckboys, std filled roaches, vapers and so much more! Schuylkill Valley is also known as a crackhead school. Which means its slammed between Wilson, Reading and Conrad Weiser 3 of the most interesting schools. The football team is really chill. But conturary to the belief of the people at the Phoebe Old People home (School Admins) its educational prowess is complete dogshit. We do not learn much at sv or learn anything that will benefit us! And another belief is that we are a smoke free school! You couldn't be so far from the truth. Every bathroom for the Guys are closed and the school wont open them up! SVHS is also known a Whetto School(White Ghetto) school. It is most infested with wannabe thugs who dress like the white bot version of King Von and Carti. (the rapper carti) but that's essentially schuylkill valley in a nutshell. A school full of Wannabe thugs and crackheads and transfer kids who will be gone within the year.
You're from schuylkill valley High School? You must be a fucking crackhead
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