A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
Oh, you go to Schuylkill Valley High School? Do you have any weed?
by snakesneedlovetoo March 11, 2018
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