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Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.
‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’
by JimboJdog November 26, 2025
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