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Definitions by JimboJdog

Rodential potential

How much someone does or doesn’t look like some species of rodent.
“Look at that dude, he looks like a weasel. Massive rodential potential.”

“Yeah, she’s kinda hot, but those front teeth… that is some rodential potential right there.”

Schrodinger’s Wipe

When you’ve taken a shit and don’t need to wipe, but you don’t know that until you’ve wiped. You both needed and didn’t need to wipe.
‘I’ve just had a shit, Kris, followed by a Schrodinger’s Wipe.’
Schrodinger’s Wipe by JimboJdog November 26, 2025