Schrodinger's Dick 

A person with a gender not easily determined through an initial glance. The only way is to see for your self, for now though, the person is both male and female at the same time.

Ewww, she looks like she has a Schrodinger's Dick.

Schrodinger's Dick by Rusty Potato August 26, 2014

Schrodinger's Dick 

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrodinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrodinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrodinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrodinger's Dick.

Schrodinger's Dick by Endos127 July 21, 2009

Schrödinger's Dick 

The name of the famous thought experiment commonly used in the explanation of Quantum Mechanics; Schrödinger's Dick touches on the fundamentals of dual states of matter, and their effects on a macroscopic system.

Schrödinger's Dick outlines a scenario where, since both the position and velocity of a dick cannot be known, it is said to be in a state of both cumming and not cumming whilst receiving fellatio.

"Aww shit baby, I thought I was going to cum... damn you, Schrödinger's Dick!",

Viagra, Cialis and Levitra are all medications that treat ED via the onset of Schrödinger's Dick.

Schrödinger's Dick by endos127 July 21, 2009

Schrödinger's Dick 

Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.

Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."

Schrödinger's Dick by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022

Schrödinger's Dick 

A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.

Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.

Schrödinger's Dick by Skulltra February 3, 2021

Schrödinger's Dick 

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

Schrödinger's Dick by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025

Schrödinger's Dick-Head

Schrödinger's Dick-Head Is a bloke who says something dodgy, then clocks the reaction and clutches the "nah it was just a joke" or "mb, didn't mean it like that" card. Nobody can tell if he's a tosser who knew exactly what he was doing or a muppet whose brain isn't connected to his mouth, and that's the whole trick. He stays both at once, because the second anyone tries to open the box he hits them with a "lol relax" and the experiment resets.

"Did you see Dan's comment on her post?"
"Yeah, and then he went 'nah mb, it was a joke.'"
"So is he a tosser or just thick?"
"Mate, Schrödinger's Dick-head. “

Schrödinger's Dick-Head by Real bloke October 6, 2026