Schrödinger’s Bitch
Schrödinger’s Bitch by Piss Bitch September 22, 2020
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Schrodinger's Bitch
One that will make threats for no reason, except for personal entertainment, only to say they were only joking if the other person takes it seriously
Richard: "I could kick your ass in a fight bro"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
Chad: "I'd like to see you try!"
Richard: "Dude chill I was just joking."
Bystander: "Richard is Schrodinger's Bitch"
Schrodinger's Bitch by MagicSugar33 June 13, 2020
Schrodinger's Bitch
That one guy who agitates you to death, then when you need something they got you back. He normally lives in a hallway or public place, then immediately starts acting tough and irritating (can also try to steal yo homies.) When you finally confront aka beat his ass he immediately stops acting like this.
Schrodinger's Bitch by Quackita April 18, 2021
Schroedinger's Bitch
A girl and love-interest that leaves you clueless about your situation together, thus forcing you to state your opinion on it.
YourMainDude: Hey, there's Jessica.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.
You: Yeah, I've seen her.
YourMainDude: Man, what's your situation with her by the way? You two tight?
You: Dude, she's totally Schroedinger's Bitch.
YourMainDude: Aww man, that's tough.
Schroedinger's Bitch by GregManson June 29, 2015
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