Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.
Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!
by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 18, 2020
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