Schnib

A miniscule portion of something.

Can I have a schnib of your pasta, broski?
Dude, I only need a schnib of your time.
Don't schnib the pizza guy, bra!

by acerimmerkipper October 14, 2012

Schnib

Schnib is a term for the male penis.

"She wants the schnib."

"My schnib is huge."

by schniby February 4, 2010

schnib

Schnib is a similar word to damn or idiot.

"You Schnib!!!"
"Schnib, I've just stained the carpet with wine and the colour won't come out!"

by Rmg12 November 13, 2006

doink schnib gooblede goop

A common word used by tourette suffers, usually found accompanying the word cunt, but can equally accompany such words as fuck, fuckidy-fuck, knobsuckingslut, or hello

"good morning doink schnib gooblede goop cunt cunt cunt, dear friend, how are you,wooop."
One ticket to woooop, fuckity-fuck, small penised cuntrimmer, doink schnib gooblede goop, the city,please, cunt.

by doinkman September 4, 2008

schnib

To grab/hold down someone

Im only 13 and i got caught on my first night getting onit, the police officer had schnib me at the front of the car and put the hand-cuffs on me to take me to the police station

by ClydebankHubParkYoungTeam January 17, 2019