Schlopin’ 

To masturbate alone.

Last night my mom caught be Schlopin’

Schlopin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

schlogins 

It is the filthy area never whiped between a man's balls and his anus. Legend has it that shit nuggets dwell in this region. (Watch your tongues ladies.)

Guy: Oh yeah lick my balls!
Lady: Gross what the hell is that?
Guy: I said lick my balls not my schlogins.

schlogins by Justin P. McMulan November 12, 2006

Schloink 

To squeeze through, pass by barely.

He said schloink, as he just barely made it through the closing door.

Schloink by MojPies August 11, 2010

schloking 

Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

schloking by Pedro LeRoy March 24, 2017

Schlompin’ 

To masturbate with a group of friends or people.

Yesterday outback schlompin’ with the boys.

Schlompin’ by Heffae June 25, 2019

schloinker 

An affectionate term for one's penis.

My schloinker brought it's A game today.

schloinker by I am me and sometimes why April 2, 2010

schlominate 

dominate to the utmost degree

Did you see me schlominate that kid in basketball?

schlominate by Jason Smash January 22, 2007