Schlonge Master 

One who has all knowledge of the word/terminology schlonge. And uses the word daily, and most likely likes to play with his/her schlonge daily as well.

"Kanye is so the schlonge master, because he likes playing with his schlonge daily inside other girls, and uses the word every day when he is talking to his grandmom."

Schlonge Master by Master-J (Master Jiggle) September 22, 2005

schlong master 

an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago

in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!

schlong master by jashawn May 2, 2008

Master of the drunken schlong 

The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.

The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined

Master of the drunken schlong by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025