by Andrewsky March 07, 2003
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A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.
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John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.
by Aw yeah February 22, 2005
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Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
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Many people think Schlong is in charge, but everyone knows Ballsack is the real weight behind Schlong.
by Wolf89 October 18, 2005
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Pronounced : Shi-long
1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.
2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")
1)Commonly used as a term to describe someone with a large penis, similliar to that of a horse.
2) A hot-dog shop in New York (my friend got a t-shirt from there, it has a picture of a hot dog and says "Schlongs Hot-dogs. If it isnt 12 inches it is'nt a Schlong")
Example 1)
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"
Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"
Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop
Person 1: "Smeagle! put that Schlong away brother!"
Person 2: "Cousin thats one big Schlong!"
Example 2) My friends t-shirt from the hot-dog shop
by Jim Bow A Kim Bow February 26, 2009
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by Anonymous October 04, 2003
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