Noun: Penis, particularly a large one, but can refer to any size.
Verb: To fuck
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
Verb: To fuck
Adjective: A moron or other similar term.
Derived from the German word "(Die) Schlange", which means "snake" (not Yiddish at all).
by KarlFaust January 05, 2004
Beavis: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me...
Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
Butt-head: I don't like nude dudes standing with their schlong right next to me and saying: "Hey, good thing, dude"
by Meister December 10, 2004
Penis. Often thought to derive from the German "schlange" meaning "snake."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
Also possibly from the Russian word for "hose" which is pronounced "schlong."
I showed her my schlong.
by Masen April 06, 2006
by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019
A very large, penis. Generally 9-550 inches long. Pubes are generally excepenally small. Mega penises like the schlong only come around every 3000 years.
by bobthehairypenis December 05, 2009
A schlong is just another dork, wang or johnson.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
It ain't particularly large; the impression it is so is cleverly conveyed by the *long* bit that sticks out of its rear end.
Laura: HAHAHAHAHA! Its so funny that schlong sounds large becuz it has something long stuck in!
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
Mike: Shut up bitch and spread those cheeks.
by Hugh G Rection February 18, 2005
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