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mason schlitt

a guy with a giga chad body and a massive cock
look at mason schlitt he’s pulling all the bitches
mason schlitt by hotcunt August 24, 2021

Braydon Schlitt

a guy that has a big asian cock, he is so hot i would fuck him.
omg its Braydon Schlitt, he must have a massive cock
Braydon Schlitt by sussyshiesty March 13, 2022

Schlatt Coin 

A form of cryptocurrency sold by Jebadiah Schlatt - The value of a Schlatt coin only goes up over time.
Hey, want to buy a schlatt coin? It's only 20 diamonds!
Schlatt Coin by Enderfied July 1, 2019

schlatt walk 

(verb) to walk in minecraft rather than sprint as to not lose any hunger, coined by jschlatt of SMPlive fame, although he doesn't do it on purpose. he just doesn't know how to sprint. jschlatt this is a call out you just press shift it's not that hard
"when u see schlatt walkin" -someone, at some point
schlatt walk by coner eat pant July 17, 2019
When the town you currently reside in is a veritable shithole; a cornucopia of all that sucks.
"Holy cow! I can't wait to have this jerkwater schitty in my rearview mirror for good!"
Schitty by wavyg July 16, 2014

David Schmitt 

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.
Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*
David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013