Schleimscheisser Share definition Flag Germanic for someone who is so slimy that he or she excretes slime from his or her rectum, a slime shitter. Helmut is a right schleimscheisser, he is rimming Tom hard again today. Schleimscheisser by teaterminator August 14, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Schleimscheisser mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch