Schenectady, NY 

Open-Air Mental Institution that sells Alcohol and Porn in select places (Including the Library Internet Hub if you can possibly be discreet about it...)

One day I was searching the Library in Schenectady, NY internet for "Harry Potter Porn" the Idiots on eather side of me were looking at "Honest To Ghod hardcore p0rn!" The Librarian kept coming over to yell at them about how you're not allowed to look that stuff up and "Kids are wandering by and can SEE this!! Finally he came by and said "If I have to come by here again, you'll be banned from the Library computer for LIFE!" And then he turned to me...(Who was on "Restricted section.org which, was pervier in print than the "Pretty Pictures" the "pervy twits" were looking at. And all he had to say was," You've about 10 print jobs in line, should I print them? , My response was "Yes, Please!)

Schenectady, NY by lynntownsend September 13, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016