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Scenario fucker 

A scenario fucker is a person who chooses his/her sexual partners by whether the situation ads some spice to the sex.

1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.

They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.

2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
Joe: Did you hear what Mike did yesterday?
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
Scenario fucker by Lars-Veklestad November 1, 2018
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