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scotish vag pipes 

When Performing Oral Sex On A female, Fill Your Lungs With A Full Breath & Then Fill The Vagina With All Of Your Air. Then Run Away While Being Chased By A Chorus Of Kweifs From The Vag Pipes
After Performing The Scotish Vag Pipes John Is Now Single
scotish vag pipes by POON SLAYER April 17, 2014
Satish is that guy who lives in the sky and will sweep you into a luxurious paradise of love making. Or gently watch you eat frozen yogurt as he swoops in on your deepest desires. Usually someone will ask about him and you respond with "He's a great guy"- to cover your intensifying desire to cuddle in front of a burning fire. 

He will take you out for a little wine and dine for your birthday, but you must beware of his extreme sexual attractiveness.

When he's not courting you, he's your best friend. Count on his logical thinking, trustworthiness, and reliability.

Respectful to his female friends and acquaintances, as he is a rare species of man.
You're not satisfied, you're Satish-fied.

I think my girlfriend was Satished last night...
Satish by Anne Varsti May 27, 2013

shatisha 

a pretty, funny, amazing, friend! Shatisha laughs at everything even in serious situations. Shatisha is the type of person to make everyone in the room laugh and typically has a friend group of 2-3 people. When Shatisha walks in the room you know you’ll be in for a treat! Shatisha is definitely the type of person who makes you smile when you’re having a hard day.
person 1: Hey have you heard shatisha’s jokes? they’re hilarious!
person 2: I have! Shatisha is the funniest person i’ve met!
shatisha by gucciluna2wice March 13, 2022
a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
He is a real satish! Also great in bed!
He is not only hot, but a satish...best of both worlds!
Satish by Dragoninpants December 9, 2010

Scatfishing 

When you create a fake profile to deliberately catfish a piece of shit
After being ghosted by Ray after they spent a weekend together Danielle made a fake profile based on all of Ray's favourite things to scatfish him. "Ray is a piece of shit and deserved the scatfishing "

Scotish snorkel 

When a man puts his testicals on a womans eyes and flatulates on her nose.
Man I just gave that bitch a scotish snorkel!!
Scotish snorkel by fishy87 February 28, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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