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Scattish 

A word used to describe an American man who enjoys the card game "SCAT" aka 31, playing poker, video games, gambling on sports, and/or drinking lots of brewski. While not directly related to Scottish descent, those unfamiliar with the lifestyle cannot differentiate the accent. Sounds familiar to Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, although not necessarily grossly overweight.
Stephen: "Ron has been gambling a lot on the UFC lately."
Ryan: "I heard he's been drinking a lot of brewksi, also."
Ryan and Stephen look at each other: "That's very Scattish of him" *spoken in Scattish accent*
Scattish by A Scattish Man April 22, 2025

Black Scottish Cyclops

A black Scottish man who lost his eye to a book while searching a wizard's library for a nickel, is extremely drunk, and carries a huge amount of explosives. Also a mercenary fighting over a pit of gravel, and occasionally defending hat facilities against robots. In addition, he is skilled with a wide variety of melee weapons, including bottles, haunted swords, etc.
"The Black Scottish Cyclops, now extinct!"
-The Spy

Cunt (Scottish Definition) 

Used widely in the Scottish dialect to replace the word "person", not necessarily always used in a derogatory manner. Also replaces words which end in "one", referring to another person.
Use of word Cunt (Scottish Definition):

Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
How many cunts liked your Facebook status?
Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.

Scottish Stovepipe 

When one gentleman injects Scotch Whisky down his urethra and then proceeds to blast the Scotch Whisky and semen into another gentleman's rectal cavity.
Hey Hoff, we have all of this Islay Scotch Whiskey left over and it's way to smokey and peaty for me. What should we do with it? Oh I know! Give me a "Scottish Stovepipe" bro!
Scottish Stovepipe by randledw September 19, 2013

scottish bloke 

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.
"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke
scottish bloke by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017

Scottish play 

This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."
The Village Players led off this year's season with the Scottish play.
Scottish play by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010