Scattish
Scattish by AmericasChickens February 23, 2011
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Scattish
A word used to describe an American man who enjoys the card game "SCAT" aka 31, playing poker, video games, gambling on sports, and/or drinking lots of brewski. While not directly related to Scottish descent, those unfamiliar with the lifestyle cannot differentiate the accent. Sounds familiar to Fat Bastard from Austin Powers, although not necessarily grossly overweight.
Stephen: "Ron has been gambling a lot on the UFC lately."
Ryan: "I heard he's been drinking a lot of brewksi, also."
Ryan and Stephen look at each other: "That's very Scattish of him" *spoken in Scattish accent*
Ryan: "I heard he's been drinking a lot of brewksi, also."
Ryan and Stephen look at each other: "That's very Scattish of him" *spoken in Scattish accent*
Scattish by A Scattish Man April 22, 2025
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Cunt (Scottish Definition)
Used widely in the Scottish dialect to replace the word "person", not necessarily always used in a derogatory manner. Also replaces words which end in "one", referring to another person.
Use of word Cunt (Scottish Definition):
Where's my lighter? Some cunt's got it!
Are you coming out tonight? Everycunt is going.
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Does anycunt know the time?
He's an alright cunt him.
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