Scat Flaps

An unfortunate condition caused by women wiping their arses from the rear towards the vagina, typically resulting in fecal matter being smeared in and around the labias.

When I went down on that skank she had a serious dose of scat flaps. The smell made me barf all over her rotten pussy. Seriously if I was in to that kind of shit I'd have fucked a guy instead.

by gazzad78 November 29, 2010

Carol's Cat Flap

A euphemism for anuses, with the term often used to describe the process of anal sex.

Frenchy had an aversion to pussy, so he would prefer to stick one in Carol's Cat Flap.

by Marco Nee May 14, 2012

Scatolapse

Scatolapse is the act of eating shit and dying.

Person 1:You should scatolapse.
Person 2: Why would you say that?

by The true gay chad June 27, 2023