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Scaly Penis

Rub Tanning Oil, Shampoo, and Conditioner into the penis then let it sit in direct sunlight for 5+ hours. The penis will now be red, cracked and may have cancer.

Tim: Yesterday I tried to get a scaly penis and now its in extreme pain and is constantly bleeding.

by LilBloodStainUnderTheCouch October 20, 2021

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