Definitions by 'Duke'

STFD

Sit The F*ck Down, a taunt used in Weight Watchers Fitbit or other fitness device challenges. The person using this expression would prefer the other challenger(s) to stop increasing their step count or calories burn.

I've just been overtaken! You need to STFD because I need to win!

STFD by 'Duke' February 6, 2015

Sc-bollocks 

A crude contraction of Scot and bollocks; a term used to express the negative excitement of potentially seeing the unattractive scrotum of a kilt-wearer.

Is that Scottish Stag-Do getting on our party barge? Oh, sc-bollocks!

Sc-bollocks by 'Duke' September 10, 2012