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says you 

Similar to saying "look who's talking!"; a comeback for when somebody says or insults something or somebody, but the statement is hypocritical
Clark - "Hey Neil! You're so stupid!"
Neil - "Says you! You're the one with an F in Math!"

Bob - "Wow! This paragraph is the mos sloppy thing I have seen!"
Mark - "Says you! All you wrote about was how 2+2 is equal to 5!"
says you by GutNose November 18, 2014
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says you 

A declaration of denial. Deterring the accusations of others.
Bob: Hey Joe! You're a fag!
Joe: "Says you"
says you by Rob Jurman May 10, 2004

says you 

An expression of disbelief, usually uttered after a sarcastic snort and always with a tone of derision.
"I licked Britney Spear's kneecap last night!"

"<snort>, yeah - says you!"
says you by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Says You 

how you respond when somebody says something you do not agree with.
boy number one: man this class is fun!

boy number two: says you!!
Says You by finessinevan November 1, 2018

The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum 

I don't know figure it out yourself I just kept on clicking the middle button of my keyboard and made a master piece.
The one who always says you are not Asian oh wait I don't live with her mum is the weirdest thing I have created by fat

my mom says you have a tiny weiner 

It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.
Hey bro! Your an asshole! Yeah well my mom says you have a tiny weiner! Why would you say that?It's the worst possible insult a another guy can say to a guy. It means when you tried fucking another guy's mom she said your dick was tiny.

When a girl says you have hoes 

It means she thinks you’re handsome.
You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes
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