The goon of your friends who always fucks up and makes a fool of himself for the greater good of the group. Said subject will never be able to pull off the endeavor known as The Ripple Effect.
Nick: You didn't really hook up with that beluga whale last night did you?
Phil: Yeah man, I got whiskey dick and ended up sticking a flaccid penis in an ass.
Jeff: Such a sauce-muffin.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.