Saturdaying 

To get day drunk, hangout with dope people, and likely go to jail

Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!

Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing

Saturdaying by Fuck122 May 18, 2019

Jeff Saturdaying 

the act of blocking cock very well

I've been trying to have relations with this girl all night, but her husky friend keeps Jeff Saturdaying me.

Jeff Saturdaying by caucasiansensationgc September 16, 2011

Saturdaynightitis

When your arm goes dead after having it hang over a chair all night when talking to a pretty girl.

Hey, look at that dude over there. His arms gone limp.
Yup, he's got saturdaynightitis.

Saturdaynightitis by fifi live from Gay Paree April 3, 2009

Saturbating 

The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.

Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.

Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).

Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...

Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....

Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...

Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009

Saturdayistuesday 

It is a greek word for no cap, it is usually used when someone is being doubt.

Your saturdayistuesday i cant believe this dude i thought we were friends.

Saturdayistuesday by JJ_PeppaPig April 16, 2022