Saturdaying
Yo man! We went Saturdaying last week and I fucked a fat chick!
Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing
Whoa....definitely a Saturday type thing
Saturdaying by Fuck122 May 18, 2019
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Jeff Saturdaying
I've been trying to have relations with this girl all night, but her husky friend keeps Jeff Saturdaying me.
Jeff Saturdaying by caucasiansensationgc September 16, 2011
Saturdaynightitis
Saturdaynightitis by fifi live from Gay Paree April 3, 2009
Saturbating
The act of spending an exorbent amount of time looking at ones own personal accomplishments statistics.
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Often a co-worker who is always checking out their own sales numbers or sales stats.
Or the friend who wants to see their all the stats at the end of your favorite multi-player video game(i.e. Halo, Gears of War, Rock Band, etc.).
Joe: Alright lets go on to the next round of the game...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Frank: Wait dude I want to see how many head shots I got that round.... Woa I killed Bill 18 times...Jim you suck....
Joe: Alright Frank quit saturbating lets go...
Saturbating by munciemike May 23, 2009
Saturdayistuesday
Saturdayistuesday by JJ_PeppaPig April 16, 2022
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