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satan's cheese 

Patches of hot oil residue in your food that you normally end up scolding your mouth with. Usually found in cheese based pastas and lasagnes.
"Ahh shit! I just wrecked my tongue on satan's cheese! That's the last time I eat macaroni before it's cooled down!"

satan eats cheese whiz 

The awesomest subliminal message ever. Found in Weird Al's Nature Trail to Hell.
Joe: Dude, wanna know something?
John: What?
Joe: Satan eats Cheese Whiz.

satancheese 

The kind of cheese infused with the devil, any man or woman who consumes satancheese is instantly blessed with infinite power; awesome guitar shredding skills, a giant schlong and ice cold semen. Is also a type of weed.

Can be eaten, smoked or injected directly into your blood stream.
Dude wanna smoke some satancheese?
satancheese by chucklevision January 4, 2011