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Scapegoat for christians when they succumb to human urges.
At confession:

Forgive me father Matthew, Satan made me lust over my wife last night!
by Mr. Bird April 30, 2005
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Originally a Pagan god, taken by the Christians during the Crusades and Secular State ages and turned into Christianity's adversary.

Happened right around the time the Bible was picked and prodded together, rejecting earlier first hand testaments like that of Judas and Mary Magdalene.
Church: "Our numbers are downeth, ask thee marketing teameth what thee other religions, are doing that we aren'teth doing"

Servant: "It appears thine haveth entities that representeth good AND evil. One god by the nameth of Satan, is used to represent some sort of wrongeth doing to others or some sorteth."

Church: "Thine haveth a god for evil? Well, we'll just tell everyone he's OUR god's enemy, and worshipping thee gets you in someth sort of celestial jail."

Servant: "Celestial jail, sir?"

Church: "What could we calleth it?"

Servant: "Hell, I don't knoweth."
by anonymously_wasted August 14, 2006
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The guy to whom the Stones give sympathy (they call him the devil).
Pleased to meet you
Won't you turn my way?
by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005
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Personified evil who walks the earth and makes humans screw eachother over.

The devil (see O.J. Simpson
Satan is a real bastard.
by Montague Fisk April 27, 2005
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Satan has come forth in human form as dubstep producer Rusko. He is (as of August 2010) involved in an uberEpic battle with his nemesis God (aka deadmau5).
Rusko is the second coming of Satan!!
by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010
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Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.
by olstar18 July 06, 2011
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