satan's taint 

alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/2 part tabasco sauce, 3 parts everclear. light on fire and enjoy whilst this hellish mixture make you wish for death. also have some pepto ready, you will get explosive shits that burn like hell the following day.

man 1: "i have the shits like no one's business"
man 2: "you shouldn't have drank satan's taint last night!"

satan's taint by big dick daddy from cincinatti February 19, 2006

Satan's Taint 

The area around Costco's front entrance. It's constantly jammed with:
1. People who have never "been to the big city"
2. 60 year old women who are trying to fit a new couch in the trunk of their Mazda Miata
3. People who refuse until there are no pedestrians within 75 feet.

"Dude, why are you so late?"
"Sorry bro, Costco had a sale on pork rinds and I got stuck in Satan's Taint for 30 minutes trying to get to my car"

Satan's Taint by veggieHater April 29, 2021

Hot as Satan's Taint 

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.

The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

Hot as Satan's Taint by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010

Satans Taint

Shot consisting of One part Tabasco / one part Ever-clear lit it on fire.

Satans Taint is Hot as hell & Taste like shit

Satans Taint by Peter Sloterdijk June 2, 2022