Sass-Monster

Common term used to describe a males unsatisfying flacid limp weiner-schlong.

Mid sex kelly yelled to her lover "You're such a sass-monster!"

by Gdawg145654 July 11, 2009

Sass Monster

Some guy/gal who works in Shipping and Receiving for a company that cannot read shipping receipts. This person also likes to think he/she is all knowing and superior to everyone. Very much a douchbag.

He was a real sass monster with how he was acting..

by Rimjob4u June 24, 2011

Sass monster

A girl/boy that is sassy and when they act sassy they turn into a monster that won't listen to anything or accept the fact they are sassy.

1.That girl last night was a total sass monster!

2. Stop being a sass monster.

by Dylt0505 December 25, 2022

sassmonster

The right hand man of Fat Female Elvis; also, a pseudo-intellectual female with bisexual tendencies

"Look at that sassmonster! I bet she's menstruating."

by J. Stor December 9, 2006