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Verb: A way of Counter attacking your mom when she asks you if you where doing some weird shit with a perverted statement
Mom: Why the fuck is the vacuum in your room? What were you u doing!

Boy: I fuckin stuck my dick in the vacuum mom.

Or
Mom: Why the fuck is their a needle in the bathroom?

Boy: cause I was sticking It into my fuckin dick to feel like a girl.
The best combac is a sarmom
Sarmom by Lost guy2223 October 12, 2017

Sarpomaa 

Ghanain name meaning the most beautiful and loyal girl. A rare and ancient name , she likes to laugh , when she out everybody is looking at her she is rare means very beautiful and loyal but still remains single until she finds the right one . She is hard working, very smart and observant and she has a spiritual sense . She is open to everyone . In fact she is the best mum and friend , she can convince you to do something without forcing you , a secret keeper you can tell her everything she will keep it , she has a lot of ideas seek advice from her but she hardly talk about herself make her comfortable and she will tells you everything. She is the men dream . Having a sarpomaa in your life will change your whole life into a blessing
Ryan: this girl she is soo beautiful

Betty: Yh that’s sarpomaa very beautiful and kind
Sarpomaa by Gigi7777 February 6, 2020
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synovial cell sarcoma 

A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.
“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”
a big, tough guy who you don't want to mess with
I called a samomo so he could beat the shit out that motherfucker.
samomo by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009
Saimom-a smart person, kind but too humble.
Person-What did you get on the test
Saimom-only 27 out of 28. Its really bad.
Person-...
Person-I got 15 out of 28
Saimom- Thats sooooo good.
saimom by Oliveoilisleng July 12, 2022

Saroomah 

Former word of Baroomah. Used when someone is being a saroomah. That means they are being stupid and dumb.
"Ew look at those Saroomahs"
Saroomah by itsel12tre May 5, 2022

saymommies 

It is like "no way", "what!", "that can't be true", I can't believe it, or "is that true" or is that for real?".
Friend says: I just says to another friend, he has slept with his girlfriends sister.

Other friend says: "sayMommies!?"
saymommies by Zzeonblue November 8, 2012
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