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First Sargent's Time 

First Sargent's Time: (V.) Army. Milspeak for a unit of time, dependent upon the judgement, wisdom, capriciousness or stupidity of the Company First Sargent.
As a unit of measurment, First Sargent's Time is infinately more accurate than the US Atomic Clock because the US Atomic Clock can be off a second in 10 million years, whereas FIRST SARGENT's TIME IS NEVER OFF AND NEVER WRONG, despite all logic and evidence to the contrary.
"Until all this shit is picked up and put away, we are all on First Sargent's Time, Peoples!!!"
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sargent shit head 

1.A degogative term for a police man or woman.
2. a drill sargent
1. sargent shit head gave me a ticket.
2. sargent shit head says I got a do 100 push ups.

sargent senpai 

a hot guy in military school
me: hey look it's sargent senpai.

friend: .........

me: i mean josh.
sargent senpai by lauren lana February 8, 2017

sargent stiff 

When call your cock to command an it’s stiff as a hard beef stick.
Man would you look at the Sargent stiff in his pants
sargent stiff by Bphil420 February 1, 2018

sargent schultz shot

In golf, when one hits a really bad shot, the golfer makes another shot, while his/her partners look away, muttingering to themselves, "I see nothing, I hear nothing, I feel nothing," from Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes. It is like a mulligan, but it doesn't count as one.
I'm taking a Sargent Schultz shot here. We say, "OK."
sargent schultz shot by profpaulv September 23, 2020

Sergent's daughter 

Used in the french military (airforce) and maybe other branches/countries to define a girl that is hot, classy, smart but mostly... is a sergent's daughter (meaning her dad probably wants you dead).
SERGENT'S DAUGHTER ON CAMP!!!!!

>> All airmens proceed to switch to their A dress.
Sergent's daughter by NoAFrenchAirman September 15, 2019

Sargent Johnson 

The most kick ass character in Halo 2.
Sargent Johnson: "Men, here's where we show those split-chinned, squid head, sons of bitches that they could have not picked a worse eneny than the human race. We are going to blow the hell out of those dumb mugs until we don't have anything else to shoot 'em with! AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO STRANGLE THEM WITH THERE OWN-LIVING-GUTS! ...AM I RIGHT MARINES?!
Marines: SIR, YES, SIR!
Sargent Johnson: Mhhhm. Damn right I am. Now move it out. Double time!