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sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)
When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.
sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007
In response to her Cuban husband's sarcastic remark a wife, says "Your undaunting wit amazes me, sarcastro."
sarcastro by Kim Sosa May 8, 2008

Sarcastrate 

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm
Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"
Sarcastrate by sarcastrator January 22, 2011

Sarcastronaut 

A person who uses sarcasm to display their own wit, or to showcase their level of intelligence, often within a group setting.
The student answered the instructor's question in a quite unorthodox manner, like only a true sarcastronaut could.

sarcastrated 

When you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can't even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place.
Jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. At the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.
sarcastrated by MooseGraceMcGee November 6, 2015

sarcastrophy 

When sarcasm goes horribly, horribly wrong. Generally a joke.
Guy (to fat girl): Hey baby, you're so hot.

Girl: Thanks! Let's hang out.

Guy (to self): *Dammit.*

This is Sarcastrophy, the use of sarcasm in describing the girl caused him to have the whale follow him around all night. Poor bastard.
sarcastrophy by Calum M December 24, 2008
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