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Sarcustry 

The engagement of being a group of sarcastic people who go around being sarcastic. It is a crime every November 31st in the following countries:

Poland
Fiji
Singapore
Tajikistan
Slovenia
Latvia
The boys engaged in sarcustry over the weekend and ended up sarcasting bill, Bryce and chaddifer
Sarcustry by Sawyerrrrr September 13, 2023
Words you can keep

sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)
When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.
sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007
A cuban person full of sarcasm.
In response to her Cuban husband's sarcastic remark a wife, says "Your undaunting wit amazes me, sarcastro."
sarcastro by Kim Sosa May 8, 2008

Sarcastrate 

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm
Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"
Sarcastrate by sarcastrator January 22, 2011

Sarcastronaut 

A person who uses sarcasm to display their own wit, or to showcase their level of intelligence, often within a group setting.
The student answered the instructor's question in a quite unorthodox manner, like only a true sarcastronaut could.

sarcastrated 

When you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can't even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place.
Jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. At the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.
sarcastrated by MooseGraceMcGee November 6, 2015

sarcastrophy 

When sarcasm goes horribly, horribly wrong. Generally a joke.
Guy (to fat girl): Hey baby, you're so hot.

Girl: Thanks! Let's hang out.

Guy (to self): *Dammit.*

This is Sarcastrophy, the use of sarcasm in describing the girl caused him to have the whale follow him around all night. Poor bastard.
sarcastrophy by Calum M December 24, 2008
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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