sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)

When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.

sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007

Sarcastrophe 

Punctuation mark: Umlauts placed at the beginning and end of a sentence used to denote sarcastic intent. Helpful for texting and email.

¨No, your ass isn't big¨ texted with great sarcastrophe.

Sarcastrophe by Brionco September 13, 2011

Sarcastrophe 

Text symbol '$' denoting sarcasm for those times when you fear someone might actually think you mean what you say. Note the difference between these two messages: 'That was a great idea! :)' and 'That was a great idea, idiot.' Now you can text the second meaning without having to type 'idiot' at the end!

That Breaking Bad episode made me feel so optimistic! $

Your skirt looks great with those shoes. $

Would you like to go on a date with me? $

$=sarcastrophe

Sarcastrophe by Funny Fun Maker of Fun October 3, 2013

Sarcastrophe 

The sarcastrophe:

a single “ directly after the sarcastically elongated word

Yeah, sure: we agree” on this. Wait What?! No! Stop! I used the sarcastrophe ! We Dont Agree! Leave that alone!

Sarcastrophe by MadMab July 16, 2020

sarcastrophy 

When sarcasm goes horribly, horribly wrong. Generally a joke.

Guy (to fat girl): Hey baby, you're so hot.

Girl: Thanks! Let's hang out.

Guy (to self): *Dammit.*

This is Sarcastrophy, the use of sarcasm in describing the girl caused him to have the whale follow him around all night. Poor bastard.

sarcastrophy by Calum M December 24, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020