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sarcastrophe 

1. (noun) A punctuation mark denoting sarcastic intent or meaning.
(sarcasm + apostrophe)

2. (noun) An event which turns out to be awkward, disastrous, or embarrassing as a result of a failed attempt to be amusingly sarcastic.
(sarcasm + catastrophe)
When Tom forgot to use a sarcastrophe {symbol not available} in his email, everyone thought he meant what he said.
sarcastrophe by Bryan Adams June 29, 2007
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Sarcastrophe 

Punctuation mark: Umlauts placed at the beginning and end of a sentence used to denote sarcastic intent. Helpful for texting and email.
¨No, your ass isn't big¨ texted with great sarcastrophe.
Sarcastrophe by Brionco September 13, 2011
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Sarcastrophe 

Text symbol '$' denoting sarcasm for those times when you fear someone might actually think you mean what you say. Note the difference between these two messages: 'That was a great idea! :)' and 'That was a great idea, idiot.' Now you can text the second meaning without having to type 'idiot' at the end!
That Breaking Bad episode made me feel so optimistic! $

Your skirt looks great with those shoes. $

Would you like to go on a date with me? $

$=sarcastrophe

Sarcastrophe 

The sarcastrophe:

a single “ directly after the sarcastically elongated word
Yeah, sure: we agree” on this. Wait What?! No! Stop! I used the sarcastrophe ! We Dont Agree! Leave that alone!
Sarcastrophe by MadMab July 16, 2020

sarcastrophy 

When sarcasm goes horribly, horribly wrong. Generally a joke.
Guy (to fat girl): Hey baby, you're so hot.

Girl: Thanks! Let's hang out.

Guy (to self): *Dammit.*

This is Sarcastrophy, the use of sarcasm in describing the girl caused him to have the whale follow him around all night. Poor bastard.
sarcastrophy by Calum M December 24, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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