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Sarcrapagus

noun
/sar kraep agas/
plural: sarcrapagi

/sar kraep a gai/

An airtight wooden box bearing the likeness of the asshole that birthed it. Designed to safely store a turd so horrendous that it must never see the light of day.
I have my doctor a stool sample. It smelled so bad, he had his nurse bury it in a sarcrapagus.

Put on a hazmat suit and bury your smelly shit in a sarcrapagus!
by Attaining Mediocrity December 26, 2024
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Sarcrapagus

noun
/sar kraep agas/
plural: sarcrapagi

/sar kraep a gai/

An airtight wooden box bearing the likeness of the asshole that birthed it. Designed to safely store a turd so horrendous that it must never see the light of day.
I gave my doctor a stool sample. It smelled so bad, he had his nurse bury it in a sarcrapagus.

Put on a hazmat suit and bury your smelly shit in a sarcrapagus!
by Attaining Mediocrity December 30, 2024
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Sarcarphagus

A car-lovers last resting place designed in the style of their favourite four to six wheeler except if it’s a Tesla then it’s straight to the crematorium.
“And to finish the service, we will now lower the Nissan Sarcarphagus into the pit whilst we reflect on the life of Richard Clarkson following his favourite song “Volcano!”
by Cate (Bob for short) March 6, 2026
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