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Sarcasese 

The language of sarcasm, often spoken and misunderstood through the medium of texting :>
"You have to take everything Chelsey says with a mouthful of sarcasm, she is fluent in Sarcasese".
Sarcasese by DangerDales October 26, 2010
Words you can keep

Sarcasswhole 

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.
Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.
Sarcasswhole by Plumbcrazydeano March 4, 2014

sarcasassy

a perfectly crafted blend of being sarcastic + sassy
my, she is quite sarcasassy today!
sarcasassy by autummmm February 14, 2014

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.
Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

sarcasshole 

A sarcastic asshole.
Man, that customer in the Apple Store was a real sarcasshole. He was really giving Nina a hard time.
sarcasshole by osirusr April 25, 2010

sarcassed 

short-term for the act of being sarcastic.
I thought you sarcassed me for being such a dude.
sarcassed by indian_Urdic February 8, 2018

Sarcawesome

A combination of the words "sarcasm" and "awesome"...A use of the word "awesome" when the intent is obviously sarcastic. If properly understood, the response may be I know, right?
Joe (in his car, on the phone): Hey Bob, I'm stuck in traffic, by the time I get there to pick you up, happy hour will be over.

Bob (waiting for Joe at his house): *Awesome*

Joe: Are you serious?

Bob: No, I thought you'd be able to tell that was sarcawesome.
Sarcawesome by spamberger June 12, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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