Sarcaception 

A very effective contraceptive method by which an individual presents themselves as excessively sarcastic and insincere in conversation. This makes the individual seem intolerable for extended conversations thus warding off any potential sexual partners.

John: I don't need to worry about birth control since I use Sarcaception. Works great!

Joe: How effective is it?

John: Not sure yet, haven't had any luck so far.

Joe: Makes sense...

Sarcaception by recruiting coordinator July 29, 2022

santaception 

Santaception is when there's a big Santa robot piloted by a little tiny Santa inside of it.

Santaception is where you open it, and it's like *BWAH!* there's a small Santa in there.

santaception by Mwakin21 December 3, 2016

Sarcacetious 

(adjective) : sar-ka-see-shus

Basically being sarcastic and facetious at once. (Sarcasm without being condescending)

I wish Shane would shut the fuck up with his sarcacetious commentary.

Sarcacetious by Shane McGehee July 22, 2008

santaception 

The act of Santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids.

Joey: Hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you're not real!?

Santa: Santaception young lad, santaception!

santaception by radio_punch October 28, 2013

sarcasception 

When you get lost in each others' sarcasm so deeply that it creates alternate layers of reality.

I can't stand Jennifer's sarcasm, but last night I decided to be sarcastic as well with her and upon finishing each others' sarcastic remarks, we entered sarcasception

sarcasception by XxDip420xX March 4, 2018

Sarcasmception 

When both parties in a conversation are being so sarcastic, neither understands.

"Idk if my sandwich has meat."

"What kind is it?"

"Italian."

"How does that not count as meat?! You're a lost cause."

"It's processed though."

"I think our sarcasmception is too much now."

Sarcasmception by MegMo80 April 23, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019