santaception 

Santaception is when there's a big Santa robot piloted by a little tiny Santa inside of it.

Santaception is where you open it, and it's like *BWAH!* there's a small Santa in there.

santaception by Mwakin21 December 3, 2016

santaception 

The act of Santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids.

Joey: Hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you're not real!?

Santa: Santaception young lad, santaception!

santaception by radio_punch October 28, 2013

Sarcaception 

A very effective contraceptive method by which an individual presents themselves as excessively sarcastic and insincere in conversation. This makes the individual seem intolerable for extended conversations thus warding off any potential sexual partners.

John: I don't need to worry about birth control since I use Sarcaception. Works great!

Joe: How effective is it?

John: Not sure yet, haven't had any luck so far.

Joe: Makes sense...

Sarcaception by recruiting coordinator July 29, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008