santaception 

Santaception is when there's a big Santa robot piloted by a little tiny Santa inside of it.

Santaception is where you open it, and it's like *BWAH!* there's a small Santa in there.

santaception by Mwakin21 December 3, 2016

santaception 

The act of Santa implanting false memories of buying gifts into the minds of parents to convince them that they are leaving the presents for the kids.

Joey: Hey why do my parents tell me they get me the gifts and that you're not real!?

Santa: Santaception young lad, santaception!

santaception by radio_punch October 28, 2013

Sarcaception 

A very effective contraceptive method by which an individual presents themselves as excessively sarcastic and insincere in conversation. This makes the individual seem intolerable for extended conversations thus warding off any potential sexual partners.

John: I don't need to worry about birth control since I use Sarcaception. Works great!

Joe: How effective is it?

John: Not sure yet, haven't had any luck so far.

Joe: Makes sense...

Sarcaception by recruiting coordinator July 29, 2022