A very effective contraceptive method by which an individual presents themselves as excessively sarcastic and insincere in conversation. This makes the individual seem intolerable for extended conversations thus warding off any potential sexual partners.
John: I don't need to worry about birth control since I use Sarcaception. Works great!
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi