A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
by Ronald Reagan's Ghost March 7, 2012
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Santorum, Rick. A conservative politician who previously served as a United States Senator from Pennsylvania, who is seeking the 2012 GOP Presidential nomination.

Santorum is the focus and victim of an SEO campaign started by a gay activist who suffers from heterophobia that started in 2003 that continues to this day.
Santorum placed a close second in the 2012 Iowa Caucus, despite a 9-year-old SEO campaign against him.
by Truth in Politics January 10, 2012
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Personal attacks on conservatives by liberals who are promoting "tolerance" with childish name calling and spreading rumors. Brought into being by, Dan Savage, a second-rate columnist for a free paper who responds to things he doesn't like by behaving like a grade school student with a very dirty mind.
Forget about free speech, be very careful what you say around those "tolerant liberals" or you may get Santorumed.
by Waldschatten September 8, 2010
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A real solid principled conservative who cares about his country and wants the best for everyone.
American really needs a santorum now more than ever.
by tfc1059 February 15, 2012
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1. That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.

2. Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA)
As his happy cries subsided, the sweet sticky santorum began dribbling from his distended asshole like melted mocha frappuccino. He told me that he loved me. It was only then that I realized the man I'd sodomized in a Pittsburgh bathouse was noe other than Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA). I felt dirty.
by max December 12, 2004
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Defined by many, coined by his Capitol Hill spa mates because of his infamous lack of rectal pre-sex hygiene, for the mess that results.
Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"
by chucki August 16, 2011
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