Santa Sleighs

An exaggerated colloquialism to correctly asses the abilities of being good with women.

When a man is extremely adept at picking up and sleeping with (fornicating) others especially women.

When a man attracts many ladies and their approval, lusts, and fascinations.

A man who uses gifts as a means to sleep with many women.

A man who is a Sexual Dynamo.

Dude, You see Jimmy with all those girls tonight? He was Santa Sleighing!

The professor knows just what grades to get those girl's shirts off. He Santa Sleighs.

I Santa sleighed it last night in bed. She was begging for more.

Santa Sleighs by @BananaHamBone January 24, 2011

Santa's Sleigh 

The act of giving a woman anal sex, then grabing her by the love handles and riding her down a stairway.

"How did you break your jaw?"
"Mike gave me the Santa's Sleigh last night."

Santa's Sleigh by Commy Dickhead August 18, 2008

Santa’s sleigh dust 

Another line for cocaine.

Ex.

- Hey Jimmy what’s that white line on the table?

-Oh, it’s Santa’s sleigh dust.

Santa’s sleigh dust by Hi007 February 23, 2020

Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride 

Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.

“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”

Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride by MeatBeater69 December 17, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004