Think human centipede but everyone is doing The Unicorn on each other in a straight line. Each person sticks a suction cup dildo to their head and forcibly inserts it into the rectum of the person in front of them in a smooth, fluid motion while also flailing their arms in a galloping motion. Once it gets to the person in front of the line, they let out a loud “NEEEEEEIGH” and rush forward, dragging those behind them (much like a Kentucky Tractor Puller while forehead to ass inside of eahother. Note: The person in front MUST also wear a Santa hat.
“Yo why did I hear you neighing in your room last night? You watching Christmas movies already?”
“Nah man, I went on Santa’s enchanted sleigh ride.”
“Sounds fun, invite me next time though lol I’ll be Prancer.”
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.