Sansbond Share definition Flag A spandex wearing freak. Can be seen riding his bike, while wearing spandex (of course) and looking creepily out of the corner of his eye. Everytime I see that Sansbond, I have an uncontrollable urge to snap his spandex. Sansbond by $JL$ January 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Sansbond mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch