An occurrence when one goes to the beach and retains an abnormal amount of sand in the gooch area, usually causing pain or irritation.
I went surfing for five hours the other day and was rocking a sandy bridge all the way home" or "Just banged that chick on the beach, and now I've got a gnarly sandy bridge going on.
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.