<verb> A word denoting the sandwiching together of parts of two people’s names (Sandra and Dandridge as the prime example). Selected syllables of the two names are combined into one common
label used to refer to both people as a unit. This ritual is normally reserved for famous Hollywood movie stars, and is also used liberally by paparazzi and tabloid magazines.
Some attempts at sandridging though
may be unsuccessful based on various characteristics of the two
name ingredients, like spelling,
grammar and number of syllables. For example: some people might find it morally offensive to sandridge the names Mike and Octavia (Mikoc?).
To date, sandridging has been limited to only two
name ingredients, although there is no evidence to suggest that sandridging with more than two
name ingredients would not be just as successful.
Sue: So did you accept Tyrell’s proposal?!
Mary: Oh gosh, I could never marry Tyrell! We’
d be sandridged into something
awful like
Martyr!