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sandwich slap

Self explanatory. Slapping someone in the face with a sandwich. The larger the sandwich, the better. Subs are preferred. For a cheap, tasty slap, head on over to Subway for a $5 foot long.
Girl: Look, that guy is eating a sub.

Guy: What an ass, I'm gonna go sandwich slap the shit out of him.
sandwich slap by blaylock December 7, 2009

Sandwich Slap

Is were you put a sandwich in a bag with any type of filling and slap someone round the face with it.
Oh my god is you dont shut up im gonna (sandwich slap) you
Sandwich Slap by DavisonJ1234 November 30, 2011

slap sandwich 

A double onehanded slap to the face with an open hand. You administer it in on motion, first forehand and then a backhand. It has to be two slaps, hence the sandwich.
oOOoo did you see how vegeta slap sandwiched goku?
slap sandwich by slapmaster69 January 12, 2011

Slap your sandwich

Code word used in front on children for intercourse with your wife or girlfriend
I can’t wait for the kids to go to bed so I can slap your sandwich baby girl

Slappin the Sandwich 

A slang phrase used by modern teens to describe the act of straight sex.
Dude I totally slappin the sandwich with Peggy the other night. She even let me unload my magazine in her.

Bro that sounds like an epic fluid bonding experience.

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004