Sandavoling 

The process of gaslighting and manipulating all those around to make yourself seem like the victim in a terrible situation you created yourself, specifically to avoid taking responsibility of any kind

He’s totally Sandavoling his ex and all his friends just so he feels better about having an affair.

Sandavoling by Whatgoesaround April 4, 2024

pablopandus sandavolis 

This is the baseball term for the "Kung Fu Panda" aka Pablo Sandoval of the San Francisco Giants.

The Kung Fu Panda is scietificly known as part of the Pablopandus Sandavolis Family.

pablopandus sandavolis by Giant9er March 20, 2010

Shit Sandaling 

Going to a friend's house for the first time and taking a shit just to realize they have no toilet paper, so you proceed to sneakily abduct and use one their sandals to wipe your ass.

(Walking out of bathroom) "Hey man, I just got done shit sandaling!"

Shit Sandaling by Penis in Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013