San Francisco Kiss

The most intimate of kisses; The San Francisco Kiss is when two people rub their buttholes together passionately as if simulating kissing. Not to be mistaken with the San Francisco French Kiss.

Look at those two men over there locked in a passionate San Francisco kiss; What a time to be alive.

San Francisco Kiss by WheelChair Dragon June 25, 2016

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San Francisco kiss

When two men touch their buttholes together.

Wow-wee Johnny sure gave me a great San Francisco Kiss last night!

San Francisco kiss by DonkeyBallsDonkeyBalls June 25, 2016

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San Francisco kiss

A noticeable dent in a car fender, bumper, or door acquired while parked, left by an anonymous San Francisco driver who drives away without leaving any contact note or insurance info.

Damn it! Some a*hole gave my car a San Francisco kiss on the right front fender while I was parked in the Stockton street garage!!!

San Francisco kiss by SF Tony December 16, 2008

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San Franciscan Kiss

The act of two males masturbating with one another. Whilst doing this, one male close to orgasm will place the tip of his urethra with the other male's urethra and ejaculate inside.

Note to self: Never ask for a San Franciscan Kiss in San Francisco. Hell, never ask for one.

San Franciscan Kiss by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 22, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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