sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

sampson's last wish by widget master September 29, 2020

Shaking out a Sarson's 

A phrase to imply a male who is masturbating. This includes making a 'vinegar face' at the end, producing the classic sound of vinegar bring shaken out of a small hole, and releasing potentially eye-watering goods.

"I was just in the toilet shaking out a Sarson's"

"I shook out a Sarson's all over their face. They were crying for days"

Shaking out a Sarson's by Falz_13 April 22, 2018

It's Sampson, Smartypants! 

What was said to Thurgood by Sampson in the critically acclaimed and cult status movie, "Half-Baked".

Basically the scene entails Sampson calling Thurgood to set up a meeting with "Mr. Nice Guy", who is the accronym that Thurgood and his friends have decided to use while selling marijuana to bail their friend Kenny out of jail, certainly a movie worth checking out if you havent yet. Hilarious.

Thurgood: Whose this?

Sampson: It's Sampson, Smartypants!, put Mr. Nice Guy on the phone!

Thurgood: (pretending to be operator) "Emergency breakthrough", Sampson its Shiela, Mama fell!

Sampson: Shutup bitch!!

You a real nigga now boy, ol green eyes gonna miss ya!

Kenny: Hey girl, you hungry?

Fat, Nasty Black Girl on the street: Fuck you Nigga !!!

Kenny: I'm sorry I was talking to the horse.

It's Sampson, Smartypants! by Apes wearing underwear July 26, 2006

Brock Samson 

The quintessential bad ass. Serves as the sole body guard of the Venture Family.

He went to college with Dr. Thaddius Venture and after nearly killing him in a drunken rage leaves the next day to join the military.

Constantly smokes cigarettes, washes his american muscle car, and maintains the highest level of physical conditioning.

Bangs out all the bitches, kills anyone in his path efficiently, and clean.

Serves as a mentor for Hank Venture (the blonde brother who looks like the Freddy from scooby doo) and most importantly has a license to kill.

Brock Samson will fucking destroy Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, and whoever else you want to throw at him using only his ass if he has to.

Brock Samson by Brock Samson Fan May 19, 2009

Brock samson 

The cigarette-smoking, muscle-bound, mullet-headed bodygaurd of the Venture Family, known for extreme acts of violence

Brock Samson just killed 88 people with his pinky finger!

Brock samson by Alex Rogers March 23, 2005

Samson 

Samson is the best person you’ll ever meet. If you ever me a Samson, do not let him go. Samson warms your heart when you see him, and you ate for him when he’s away. When you walk away from Samson you can’t help but thinking that you wish that you could turn back and kiss him. Samson is one of the best people that you will ever me, and that is why I recommend that you always stay alert for Samson. Because he will change your life forever.

Sister: Where is Samson?
Brother: He went to California for a week.
Sister: WHAT!!! But I miss him so much.

Samson by Maddie&Samson March 14, 2019

Reverse Samson

The act of a long haired man, who is struggling in some aspect of his life, cutting his long hair and regaining his awesome strength and ability.

Man, Jeff Locke is pitching terribly lately.
Yeah I know. Maybe needs to do a reverse Samson.

Reverse Samson by PGH15213 September 11, 2013